The noises Castiel makes in bed drive Dean crazy. Castiel isn’t a talker, he isn’t vocal like that but that doesn’t mean he isn’t responsive.
He moans when Dean licks his cock, hands buried in Dean’s hair. He whimpers when Dean’s fingers are in him, a noise that Dean…
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
how the fuck would you make a water molecule smaller that makes no sense do u know how much energy that would require to overcome the electrostatic forces between the protons and the electrons bye
- lesbian: that girl is really cute
- straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
PLOT TWIST: Dean is actually in a coma since s1/car-crash and the whole show is his imagination. EVERYBODY LIVES
except their mom…
you know you’ve been bad when satan climbs out of hell to tell you to shut the fuck up
Okay, but can we take a minute to realize that, if this were true, Dean dreamed up a beautiful angel who loved him enough to die for him more than once.